全球十大最爆笑广告语精选

张东东

全球十大最爆笑广告语精选

  1、Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.

  一家消声器店外:根本不用预约,我们听到你来了!

  2、Outside a hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.

  酒店门外:帮帮忙!我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。

  3、On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

  接待室的'桌上:三个一轮!我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员!注:第二个刚刚离开。

  4、In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!

  兽医的候诊内:稍候5分钟。趴下,别动!

  5、At the electric company: We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you dont you will be.

  在电气公司:如果你送来钞票,我们会很高兴;如果你不送,就会被断电。

  6、On the door of a computer store: Out for a quick byte.

  电脑专卖店门上:出去找一个更快的字节。

  7、In a restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

  餐馆橱窗:别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿,进来吧,吃顿饱饭!

  8、Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.

  在保龄球馆:保持安静,我们需要倾听大头针落地。

  9、In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, well wait.

  在墓地的前院:开车当心,我们会等着你的。

  10、In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional。

  在咨询师办公室:变老是由上帝控制的,变聪明是由自己控制的。