全球十大最爆笑广告语精选
1、Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
一家消声器店外：根本不用预约，我们听到你来了!
2、Outside a hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
酒店门外：帮帮忙!我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。
3、On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
接待室的'桌上：三个一轮!我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员!注：第二个刚刚离开。
4、In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
兽医的候诊内：稍候5分钟。趴下，别动!
5、At the electric company: We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you dont you will be.
在电气公司：如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴;如果你不送，就会被断电。
6、On the door of a computer store: Out for a quick byte.
电脑专卖店门上：出去找一个更快的字节。
7、In a restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
餐馆橱窗：别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭!
8、Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
在保龄球馆：保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。
9、In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, well wait.
在墓地的前院：开车当心，我们会等着你的。
10、In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional。
在咨询师办公室：变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。