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马振华

    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

  开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

  Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你.

  I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

  曾以为我想要的`是职业,结果发现我只是想要工资。

  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  直译:知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

  意译a:知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

  意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后,但智慧告诉你最终还是男女有别。

  If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

  上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!

  Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  孩子就是:你先花2年,教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。

  Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

  当我填表的时候,有一项是“紧急情况联系:” 我填上了“医生”,到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!

  The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  直译:小孩子要中间名,纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。

  意译:起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。

  It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

  跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死, “啪!”那才是死了。


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