关于愚人节的英语句子
1、Deleting all information will be lost. Please wait a moment.
2、Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "my illness is saved" to the above field advertisement.
3、Ah! You, is so elegant, flirtatious, no wonder, everybody says you... Bloated!
4、Test you: the world pig overnight all dead light how to do? At least you!
5、To test mandarin, read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark stone bamboo, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.
6、Someone say to me: "your wisdom elephant pig" I listen to and then great anger!! I know you!! Such bullying! I'm so sorry, pig!
7、Tang's monk take three disciples to take a break at a time, tang's monk to pig eight quit close to see after the angry way: "you this pig head, unexpectedly still have idle sentiment to see short message!"
8、This is a poem by li bai, please read aloud: the bedroom is green, and I can smell the flowers. I will only be the first in the meeting to invite the wen bedroom to sleep, and the bedroom is known as spring green.
9、Last night I had a dream that you had fallen into a stinking cesspool, and when you climbed up, you said, it was a good time, and even the cesspool was fragrant.
10、Eight quit in the month old ask: depend! Joking!!!! Why let me be separated from the tall magnolia. She is a person, you are a demon, I am afraid that your children will be born a monster.
11、The hero of father's day is fatherly love; Mother's day is a mother's day. The main character of children's day is lovely; But the main character of April fool's day is u, the director is I! Happy April fool's day!
12、Tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a fool who was so stupid that he would only shake his head or answer the question "no". Did you hear the story?
13、You have an angelic face, a figure of the devil, and even your farting posture is perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April fool's day.
14、Say you idiot you still know word, say you fool you still know angry, say you stupid you still know return text message, say you wood you also know to look at mobile phone! Happy April fool's day!
15、Your influence is so vast, so vast, so profound! I can't do anything today. I can only tease you... Happy April fool's day!
16、All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! All right! Just tell you it's okay you still fart! Happy April fool's day!
17、You stand in the crowd, the soft wind blows long hair, like the most beautiful melodies in the world, in my heart lingering, I want to say: your wig to fall...
18、There is a snake, one day wake, climb out of lake, bite cake, somehow sake, the body always quake, after the farmer caught. Haha, happy April fool's day!
19、In your eyes I see the vicissages, in your eyes I see self-confidence, in your forehead I see the years, in your lips and teeth I see chives, quick to brush teeth!
20、Fools learn from fools, fools by their own, fools by their own knowledge, and fools by their own. Wishing you a happy April fool's day, a fool's day, a fool's happiness, a good harvest! Hee hee!
21、Lung capacity self-test technique: after passing the fart, lower your head and inhale, and then observe whether the people around you can smell. If yes, exercise should be strengthened in accordance with this method; If not, prove you are superman!
22、Make furniture is lumber, understand poetry is a scholar, the people think is money, be cultivated is talented person, the woman wants to be a figure, send a message of is a genius, is reading text message is stupid!
23、To fool fool fool's day, fool is a fool fool fool, fool is a fool to fool, the fool people fool is a fool, to entertainment fool fool, fool is a fool people entertainment, to fool enjoyed a fool fool, haven't enjoyed ask you? Happy April fool's day!
24、Today April fool's day, the special order of the stupid, learn the dog bark, the mood is very beautiful; Three smiles in the sky, good luck will not stop; Advise you to execute quickly, to travel quickly, to ask why, fools do not obey orders, fools do not listen to orders.
25、The eight abstinence has not been returned. On this day, a person who looks like eight quit from afar, wukong said may be a goblin, tang's monk said: send a text to try, return is eight quit, do not return is a goblin!
26、April fool's day, fool you, I "foolish" heart how to endure? I don't fool you, I'm stupid! In order to "fool" you happy, I "foolish" drive, many years of friendship, only "fool" center of gravity advice you: April fool's day!
27、I really like your big, wide ears and thick black eyes. Your singing is so wonderful that the lyrics are always humming and humming. You are my pet piglet!
28、Has anyone ever told you that you have a way? Thick eyebrow big eyes like zhu shi MAO, the bridge of the nose is high like jiancang tall, the corner of the mouth is more than that star. Fool you one, rinse you one vote: happy April fool!
29、Respect of customer, according to the meteorological offices and reliable sources, this evening, if you shake a big tree there will be a lot of $and $one hundred bills to hit to you, want to make a new and old customers not to waste time, don't miss it!
30、China mobile users: because the debugging network recently, in case of your cell phone no signal or can't get through, please push the phone fell to the ground, try hard, repeated a few back to the mobile phone is back to normal. Happy April fool's day!
31、Don't fool me, I just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happy family, communicate feelings, "fool" I wish you a fool fool the brain didn't work pressure, mouth still waters run deep no worries, "fool" people with happy April fool's day happy smile!
32、God knows you are thirsty, created water, god knows you hungry, creating meters, god knows you don't have a lovely friends, so I created, but god also know that there is no fool, the way you created.
33、Through deep observation, I found I fell in love with you! I would like to travel through "Oriental time", and you "face to face", beg a "this day", and "tell the truth" confession: I love you, CCTV!
34、Dear users: your mobile phone has a withdrawal function at the moment. Just take out the sim card and it into the ATM. If the ATM does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to smash the ATM! Happy April fool's day!
35、My name is my name love you, the big name understands you, the scientific name is fond of you, the name read you, the book is called dream you, the pen name is to love you, the nickname call after you! Hey hey, see you beautiful, actually an real name is to tease you!
36、Honey, you know what? You've been losing weight recently! I am to see in the eye, the pain in the heart, looks like the New Year, your body is causing people to worry... Who wouldn't want their pigs to kill a few pounds more!
37、Teacher: "make a sentence with the wind of yushu." Student: "the person that a jade breeze has just sent a text message." Teacher: "again with beautiful moving make one." Student: "a beautiful and moving lady received a text message." Oh, happy April fool's day!
38、If you don't believe two eyes, a fool will read the poem. Happy April fool's day
39、Knowing you so far, your position in my heart, you should be very clear, apart from you, other people in my eyes is a pile of excrement, but you are different, because you are... Two piles. Happy April fool's day!
40、Send your Chinese zodiac: wish you wisdom, such as the rat, strong such as cattle, bold, such as tigers, lovely like a rabbit, self-confidence, such as dragon, charm, such as snakes, romantic, such as horses, gentle like sheep, mischievous as a monkey, splendid, such as chicken, loyal as a dog, long like a pig. Happy April fool's day!
41、It is reported that a large number of American soldiers have been vomiting and died after the Iraqi armed forces hanged your photos on the wall of Baghdad. After the UN investigation confirmed that this was a weapon of mass destruction, you should run. Happy April fool's day!
42、When the Wolf came, the pig's nest was in a mess, and mother pig came to the door. Two pigs to block the window! When I saw the pig, the pig mother came to the fire, Shouting: old three, don't read the text! You have a lot of meat, go out and get the Wolf away. Happy April fool's day!
43、If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry, this is a gift from my brother, and you will be... Lead carefree happy life, because you -- foolish. Happy April fool's day!
44、No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the river is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot it is. I just want to tell you that liuxue.com is none of your business! Happy April fool's day!
45、Every day I will pray to Buddha get a lasting blooming rose, wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine and then send to you together and emotional said: small kind son, I not letter recruit of bee doesn't sting you! Happy April fool's day!
46、The weather forecast: today night this area will be next RMB, northwest direction sometimes have check, local area still can have gold bullion! The image part reminds the citizen to prepare the big sacks, prepare to get rich! Happy April fool's day!
47、A man is thinner than a yellow flower, and his skin is covered with bones. The face is thicker than the wall, and the cannonball cannot penetrate. He is born to love meat, and has a bad smell in his mouth. The head was rusted and the clothes were a little old. Give a clue and win a prize. Happy April fool's day
48、I'm sending you this text to tell you I'm not a skinflint. For example, the text of this money is my birthday present. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April fool's day!
49、Honey, you know what? You've been losing weight recently! I am to see in the eye, the pain in the heart, looks like the New Year, your body is causing people to worry... Who wouldn't want their pigs to kill a few pounds more!
50、The sky is vast and wild. This year's hope -- too little. Water bay, long road, no money - too long building, people busy, can you rob a bank with you tonight? Happy April fool's day.
51、The lottery is a fool's dream; The stock, the fool is the heart that stimulates a person; Money is a fool's love. April fool's day, a dime, toss you, wish you have a ticket to have no ticket all forever happy!
52、Every year this day, boasting not taxed, lying is not afraid of the Wolf chased, those trick without a meeting, expression is not afraid of extravagance, said a lie nobody listen, speak the truth legal defense, not infatuated without regret, is narcissism! Happy April fool's day!
53、I feel familiar with you for so long, you this person special, extremely, very rare, extraordinary stupid, and stupid lovely, xi xi, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!
54、I almost forgot what day it was, and I could not have noticed it if I hadn't thought of you. Day after day, today is your good day, you must not forgetful, today is your holiday, I wish you happy April fool's day!
55、Your blood pressure is high, your blood fat is high and your position is low. The general assembly will not speak, will not speak, inflammation of the prostate. The achievement is not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, the waist dish is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April fool's day!