1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insects mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it cant sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
Its nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because hes dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because Im a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?
He cant read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until its broken?
An egg.
1. What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white? 什么东西干净的时候是黑的，脏的时候却是白的呢？ blackboard 黑板
2. What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long?
什么东西有个圆圆的`脸，两只瘦瘦的手，一只手长，一只长短呢？
a clock 闹钟
3. What is big and bright during the day and we can’t see it at night?
什么东西白天的时候有大又亮，晚上我们却看不见呢？ the sun 太阳
4. I am small. I can fly. I like singing in the sky. What am I? 我很小，我会飞，我喜欢在天空中唱歌。我是谁？
a bird 鸟
5. Which letter is a drink? 哪个字母读起来是一种饮料呢？ T(tea) T-茶
6. Which letter is around an island? 哪个字母代表的东西能包围一座岛屿呢？
C(sea) C-海洋
7. Which letter is an animal?哪个字母读起来是一种动物？ B(bee)B-蜜蜂
8. Which letter is a kind of vegetable?哪个字母是一种蔬菜 P(pea)
9. Which is the longest English word? Why?如个单词是世界上最长的单词？为什么 smiles(There’s a mile between the first and the last letter.)
10. Which letter is a question?哪个字母是一个问题？ Y(why)
11. Which letter is a part of your face?哪个字母是你脸的一部分呢？
I(eye)
12.12. an elephant
12. I am very big and heavy. I have a long nose and big ears. What am I ?我非常的大和重，我有长长的鼻子和大大的耳朵，我是谁？
an elephant
13. I am the tallest animal in the world. What am I ?我是世界上最高的动物，我是谁
a giraffe
14. I live in the sea. I am the biggest animal in the sea. What am I ?我住在海里。我是海洋里最大的动物。我是谁？
the whale
15. What do you call your father’s father’s only son?你爸爸的爸爸的唯一的儿子叫什么是你的？
father/daddy
16. What is in the middle of the world?“world”的中心是什么？
the letter “r”
19. What is the smallest room in the world?世界上最小的房间是？
mushroom
20. Teachers write on me with chalk. I can’t talk. What am I ?老师用粉笔在我身上写字，我不能说话。我是谁？
a blackboard
21. You have it. You read it. There are some words and pictures on it. What is it?你拥有他，你可以读他。上面有图画和文字。他是什么
a book
22. Sometimes it looks like a boat. Sometimes it looks like a small white sun. What is it?有时候它看起来像条船，有时候它看起来像个小小的白色的太阳。它是什么？
the moon
23. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
有一种东西，你扔掉外面的，煮里面的，煮熟后你又吃外面的，扔掉里面的，你吃的是什么？chicken
24. What goes around the world but stays in a corner? 什么东西跑遍全世界却呆在角落里？
stamp
25. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
给我食物，我将活着，给我水，我将死，我是什么？ fire
26.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
什么能跑却不能走，有一张嘴却不会说，有一个头却不会哭泣，有一张床却不会睡？
river
27. I fly, but I have no wings. I cry, but I have no eyes. 我会飞却没有翅膀，我会哭却没有眼睛，我是什么
1.What animal wears big black glasses on its face?
什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？ （Panda 熊猫）
2.Im almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ?
我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？ （Panda 熊猫）
3.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isnt a cat?
眼睛尾巴像只猫,但又不是猫?
（Tiger 老虎）
1.I look like a house ,but my body is covered by black and white stripes.
2.I can run very quickly. I have antlers（鹿角）on my head.
3.I am an animal kept by farmers to produce milk.
4.I am not a fish but look like a large fish and live in the sea.I am a warm-blood mammal.（热血哺乳运动）
5.I have a very long neck and legs.I can eat the leaves on top of the tree.
6.I am known for my cleverness and cunning.（狡猾）
7.I like eating grass.People like to use my wool to make coats.
8.I look like a dog. But people and animals are all afraid of me, because I like eating them.
9.My names begin with W and end with E. I am the largest animal in the world and I live in the sea. I have beautiful blue skin. And no part of my body is thin.Im not a fish but I breatheair.I dont have much hair . Men sometimes want to catch me for my body, I have huge fins I dont have feet. What am I ?I am......
答案：
1：斑马/zebra
2：鹿/deer
3：奶牛/cow
4：海豚/dolphin
5：长颈鹿/giraffe
6：狐狸/fox
7：羚羊/antelope
8：狼/wlof
9：鲸鱼/whale
1. 叶漏（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: yellow
2. 蚊都死（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: windows
3. 姨子（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: easy
4. 阿哥累（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: ugly
5. 安定（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: ending
6. 否豆子（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: photos
7. 拜宝（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: bible
8. 赖（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: lie
9. 三围知（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: sandwich
10. 跑我腿（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: poverty
11. 低比例提（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: debility
12. 袜子（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: vase
13. 阿飞和（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: affair
14. 谁的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: seed
15. 不老的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: bold
16. 抠哦（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: coal
17. 肥肉自己的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: frown
18. 避危险（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: brisk
19. 不理事（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: bliss
20. 我的吻车（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: adventure
21. 比赛报（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: bishop
22. 吵死（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: chaos
23. 贼部落（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: zebra
24. 兔子不拉屎（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: toothbrush
25. 私奔（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: spoon
26. 俺靠（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: uncle
27. 光棍节（打一英文词组）—— 谜底: only one
28. 嬉戏（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: cease
29. 海味（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: heavy
30. 有没有你，颜色都不变 (打一英文）—— 谜底: colour/color。
31. 背时的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: best
32. 麦兜（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: medal
33. 不认识（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: prince
34. 没你（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: many
35. 摸（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: more
36. 鹰吐（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: into
37. 乐百氏（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: robust
38. 死洞（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: stone
39. 不累（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: plain
40. 地铺（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: deep
41. 卖的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: mind
42. 烂水桶装水 （打一英文）—— 谜底: no
43. 媳妇（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: thief
44. 影帝的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: indeed
45. 卡罗拉（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: corolla
46. 皮蛋 (打一英文)—— 谜底: Q
47. 壁虎（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: beef
48. 不辣了（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: banana
49. 闹（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: now
50. 蚁齿（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: itch
51. 爱你妹（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: enemy
52. 老爷（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: lawyer
53. 四拐哦（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: square
54. 骚客（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: sock
55. 抬若爆（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: terrible
56. 图累死他（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: tourist
57. 浮老哥（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: frog
58. 四围泼一泼（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: sweep
59. 路坑（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: Looking
60. 欧尼（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: only
61. 围棋（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: which
62. 戴尔（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: die
63. 我死（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: voice
64. 上下（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: sunshine
65. 托儿（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: tall
66. 阴塞（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: inside
67. 不可（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: book
68. Q的（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: cute
69. 腻的（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: need
70. 位子（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: with
71. 踹死（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: trys
72. 福特（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: foot
73. 一窝蚊子（打一英语单词）—— 谜底: involving
74. 勾后母（打一英语短语）—— 谜底: go home
75. 阿匹婆（打一英文名词）—— 谜底: a people
76. 狗打毛宁（打一英文短语）—— 谜底: Good morning
77. 潲哇（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: shower
78. 马吃（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: march
79. 大老哥（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: dialogue
80. 古兰的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: grand
81. 卖牛（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: menu
82. 漱哥（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: sugar
83. 我拷问他（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: account
84. 闹一贼（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: noisy
85. 哈皮（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: happy
86. 三克油（打一英文短语）—— 谜底: thank you
87. 套客（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: talk
88. 施耐德（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: schneider
89. 狗的叫声（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: one
90. 柴门（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: chairman
91. 迪斯科（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: disco
92. 游子（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: use
93. 遏制（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: urge
94. 为立志（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: village
95. 格拉芙（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: graf
96. 散的（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: sand
97. 萨达姆（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: seldom
98. 圣母超凡魅力（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: charisma
99. 跑累死（打一英文单词）—— 谜底: police